P.I.M.P / The AI Division

The AI Division

AI Consulting & Development

Everybody is running pilots. Almost nobody is running AI in production.
That gap is the whole business.

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The New Streets

The AI game looks like the programmatic game did ten years ago. Everyone is selling, almost nobody is delivering, and the invoices arrive either way.

Pilots get built and never shipped. Licences get bought and never used. Consultants leave a deck, a roadmap and a bill, and the work goes back on the same desk it came from.

We do not sell AI strategy. We put systems into production, with a runbook, a cost ceiling and a name on the pager.

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The AI Arsenal

Eight units. Each one ships something that runs on a Monday.

The Assessment

Two weeks. Fixed price, quoted before we start.

  • We follow your processes with a stopwatch, not a questionnaire
  • Every candidate priced to build and priced to run
  • A straight answer on whether your data can carry it
  • Legal and AI Act exposure named before you commit
  • One ranked list, one recommendation, one number per line

If the list comes back empty, we say so and you keep your money.

That is the way in. The seat at the main table is still Full Control, and that one has no price on it.

Final Word

In two years every competitor you have will run on this, or will be explaining why they do not. Only one of those two conversations is worth having.

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